01.18.01
CRITIC'S PICKS
By the time I was born, the glory days of the jukebox were long gone. There was one in our small town at a mom-and-pop seafood restaurant, but it was about as racy as the Ms. Pac-Man game that blipped invitingly from the other corner.
Still, I begged quarters from parents and grandparents to feed the hunk of
neon and chrome. Punching in numbers with greasy fingers, I’d watch, rapt, as
’45s shuffled and the mechanical arm lifted my choice to the turntable. After
a few moments of delicious crackling, the first strains of Laura Branigan’s
"Gloria" would boom out in mono, and my classic rock-loving parents
would stop shucking oysters to groan loudly. "Again?"
At 6 years old, that kind of control is priceless. I may not have played
Sinatra, Elvis or Patsy Cline, the de facto triumvirate of Jukebox culture, but
I understood the device’s power. Everyone listened as my crappy selection
pumped from the speakers. With a quarter, I owned the room for three minutes.
From the turn of the century, you could find an early form of the jukebox in
most corner taverns, an arcade novelty that worked on pennies and piped tinny
strains through a tube held to the ear. But the invention of the electric
amplifier in 1927 recreated the jukebox as a subversive phenomenon – a cheap
mode of entertainment for prohibition-era speakeasies and a forum for the early
race music and rock-a-billy that became rock and roll. Early Wurlitzers and
Rock-olas, hiding in the corners of shady roadhouses in the Mississippi Delta,
introduced whites to R & B and blacks to Carl Perkins.
By the late ’70s and early ’80s, jukeboxes had died as music’s
alternative medium. We didn’t need to go to the malt shop to hear the new
sound. We had MTV. The jukeboxes lingering in a few bars and family restaurants
were no longer indicative of local tastes and talents. Their facades waxed
nostalgic for ’50s architecture, but manufacturers stuffed the insides with
the same disposable tracks that were heard on the radio.
Still, even the lamest jukebox beckons us, especially when drinking. After a
few beers, we’ll indulge happily, if guiltily, in dated metal and country
standards. An afternoon at Slinky’s on Chimes Street feels like musical
Russian roulette: Led Zeppelin, Ozzy, Cheap Trick, Queensryche. It’s that
quirky unpredictability, fed by crowd participation, that lends the jukebox bar
its charm. A DJ may create a constant vibe, but a jukebox’s erratic play list
can define a bar’s clientele.